On Friday Prince William and Kate Middleton land in Los Angeles for their much-anticipated visit. In anticipation of their arrival E! Online asked several celebrities for their tips on spots not to miss. Paris Hilton apparently suggested the Polo Lounge so they won't be bothered by paparazzi. Because she really is, after all, an expert on avoiding paparazzi. If you were a member of the royal family, would you seek out the advice of Paris Hilton for anything? It's not exactly like they have much in common. It made me wonder what other suggestions Paris had, but were not included the article? Imagine if she sent them an email?
Dear Bill and Katy,
Welcome to LA. I basically know everyone and I am the most important person in the world, so you should ask me what to do. Not sure what you like to do, but if you are like me you love to sit in front of a mirror, shop, and go to clubs. Best mirror in town is at the Ivy. You can check your drag makeup, fix your hair extensions, and you get your picture taken by the paparazzi. Not that you will be getting as much attention as I do. I am basically the most famous person in LA, so almost all of the paps will be following me. So enjoy some down time. Best shopping is at Forever 21 or Trashy Lingerie on La Cienega. You can get ill fitted and non-age appropriate clothing in a variety of colors and fabrics. Trashy Lingerie has the best Lucite heels. A must purchase. The clubs are all pretty good, as long as I make an appearance. Wherever you go just tell the bouncer you know me. You guys like bottle service? I'm not a big eater. I just eat the leftover limes from the bar. So feel free to bring your own snacks. If you can't find me I am usually at the booth closest to the bathroom. There is always an after party at my friend Thunderbolt's place. Just tell the bartender the code word is "biscuit" and they will tell you the location. It always changes so we can throw off the cops. If I don't see you there I always throw an after after party at my house. I have my own underground nightclub in my basement. When you get to my house just scream "Tiger Town" into the buzzer. Come inside and follow the house music.
Can't wait to see you.
Paris
-Kate Casey
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