Amore Magazine

Paris Hilton completed this week's "25 Things You Don't Know About Me" section in US Magazine. You know, the section where narcissistic celebrities can offer even more insight into their self obsessed lives. Awesome! I thought I would take the liberty of finishing each item, especially since her publicist probably answered most of them.

1. I love scrapbooking and creating albums as gifts for my friends and family. (Which means photos of me, me, and me).
2. I was born in NYC and grew up in a hotel. (Surprisingly not a motel).
3. I’m an amazing cook. I’m really great at making big breakfasts, but my specialty is lasagna. (I mean I tell me "chef" what to do).
4. I’ve played piano since I was 5. (But strangely can still only play Mary Had a Little Lamb).
5. I have naturally curly hair. (I also have naturally brown eyes and a fake leg. Nothing that hair extensions, contacts, and a good makeup artist can't cover up).
6. Katy Perry’s music always puts me in a good mood and makes me want to dance. (Hence why I installed a pole in my living room).
7. I have pet rats. (And I think they speak to me. I feel like we have so much in common).
8. I love applesauce. (It is the only thing I am able to digest).
9. My most prized possessions are the dresses my grandmother left me. (Because I can't read, so old books and letters are of no interest).
10. When I was little, my mom would punish me by unplugging my private phone. (At least I think she was my mother).
11. I’ve seen There’s Something About Mary countless times. (And Children of the Corn too. It is inspiring, don't you think?)
12. My aunts [Kim and Kyle Richards] are on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and it’s one of my favorite shows! (And I beg them daily to get me a guest spot since my manager can't get anyone to return his calls).
13. I was a high school cheerleader. (High school is between elementary and middle school, right?)
14. I own my own motorcycle team, and they just won their first race in France this week! (France is in Australia, right?)
15. I love Forever 21. (Because I dress like a 12 year old from Japan).
16. I’m really good at skiing. (Even though I have never actually skied).
17. I was vegan for two years. (Until I realized I was eating steak the whole time).
18. I like to go fishing. (Isn't that what they call clubbing these days?)
19. Elizabeth Taylor was my great aunt. [Taylor was wed to Conrad Hilton, Jr. from 1950 to 1951.] (Although I received several letters from her attorneys asking me not to state this).
20. I have a race car license. (But I have had so many DUIs I can't use it).
21. I love to draw. I’m always sketching designs for my handbag and footwear lines. (I mean I like to watch other people draw my "designs". Then I pretend they are my designs when I shill them to third world countries).
22. I can play the violin. (I mean The Recorder, not the violin).
23. I love to play practical jokes on people. (Like when I tell them I care about them or that I actually take care of my dogs).
24. I speak French but want to learn more languages. (But not being able to read makes that hard).
25. I’m a daredevil and love to skydive! (I just lied. I have never skydived).

-Kate Casey

Kate Casey is a Pop Culture Lover. PR Pro. New mom. Comedy nerd. Celebrity gossip fan. Follow her on Twitter