Dear Executives at the E! Network,
In light of Star Magazine’s report in this week’s issue about the paternity of Khloe Kardashian you might have another hit show on your hands.
As you already know, the magazine reports Robert Kardashian’s ex-wife and widow have come forward in an exclusive in which they both claim that he expressed his doubts about the paternity of Khloe.“Khloe is not his kid — he told me that after we got married,” Jan Ashley, 63, the woman who married Robert after Kris Jenner, revealed to Star. “He just kind of looked at me and said [it] like it was a matter of fact. He said, ‘Well, you know that Khloe’s not really a Kardashian, don’t you?’ And I said…’OK,’ and that was it.” Ellen Kardashian, 63, married Robert in 2003 just two months before his death, after dating for nearly six years — and she has also come forward after eight years of silence to “tell the truth” about the Kardashian family. “Khloe brought it up all the time,” Ellen told Star. “She looked nothing like the rest. She was tall, had a different shape, light hair, curly hair. Didn’t look anything like the other three children.” And while Kris recently admitted in her new book that she cheated on Robert during their marriage, both Jan and Ellen said they’ve always known she cheated, and so did Robert.
P.S. Does this mean you will be changing the name of the show to Keeping Up with the Kardashians and Khloe?
Here's where my idea comes in.
I also struggle with believing the man who calls himself my dad is actually legit. Long story short.. He’s a little crazy. I tried to take a DNA sample from his drink on my last visit back East, but the guy doesn’t drink from straws. I also tried to pluck a piece of hair from his hairbrush, but didn’t get enough time to rummage through his belongings. So, no dice.
So I think Khloe and I should have our own show where we try to obtain DNA samples from the men who may be our dads. We will work with you to come up with a list and then you give us access to state of the art spy materials. Maybe you have a contact at Quantico? Think of it as part Alias and part Cagney & Lacey. Just a couple of gals on a quest to find their Padres. Good. Family. Fun.
I will be waiting for your call.
-Kate Casey
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