Olivia Wilde tends to speak her mind but at a recent event hosted by Glamour magazine she might have spilled more deets about herself and relationship with Jason Sudeikis than she really wanted to.
She told the audience about the end of her first marriage and that she:
"...felt like my vagina died. “Turned off. Lights out ... And you can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them everything on the home front is just peachy. But you cannot lie to your vagina.”
And when she met her current beau, Jason Sudeikis she admits that,
"We have sex like Kenyan marathon runners.”
Umm, ok...
Oliva laid out a land where she could have a relationship Utopia called Olivia Land:
In Olivia Land, relationships can legally only last seven years, without an option to renew. That way it never goes stale. Can you imagine, if we only had seven years? We’d be so nice to each other, so kind, and appreciative and enthusiastic, like we were eating a really expensive bowl of pasta! And in Olivia Land people wouldn’t cheat nearly as much because there wouldn’t be the threat of spending forever with one bedfellow. It just wouldn’t be legal. There’s the issue of kids. Okay this is fun.
In Olivia Land, all the kids go to boarding school at seven. It’s like in Harry Potter!
I would like to legalize prostitution. Hiring a sex worker in Olivia Land would be as easy, hygienic, and inexpensive as getting a pedicure. That way when away on business or just not in the mood, we could just hire a hooker for our loved one and keep them uninterested in cheating and keep them satisfied. These particular hookers would obviously have to be mute and possibly cross-eyed.
In Olivia Land, the streets are paved with dark chocolate, and all the people are free of body hair and menstrual cramps.”
And the best part is, that was the first time that Jason had even heard of her "Olivia Land" rules...
“Ultimately, the monologue was supposed to suggest that Olivia Land doesn’t work either."
She continued:
Listen to your vagina, Wilde advises. “Sometimes your vagina dies," she says. “Then you know it’s time to go. There’s no reason to sacrifice your womanhood and femininity for some sort of weird feeling of responsibility to something that may not be right. I feel like far too many women do that." Also, "[Men] are not allowed to be the only ones thinking with their genitals. We think with our pussies.”
OK!! That had to be the most awkward event of the year! Even this would put Ricky Gervais' Golden Globes performance to shame. Ha!
[Vulture]
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