Kate Middleton’s former roommate Jessica Hay told New Idea Magazine that the couple are expecting their first child and will make the formal announcement in December. Speculation of a pregnancy began once their obligated series of events centered on the Queen ended and they were seemingly free to procreate. So, with a new baby comes questions concerning the name. The Royals, as you know, are pretty rigid about names and this kid will be first born and the obvious heir. They’ve been considering this name for some time. You think your in-laws are bad? Kate Middleton has practically no say in this manner. Her offspring’s name is mulled over by committees. Even Camilla probably has veto power.
William’s full name is William Arthur Philip Louis Mountbatten-Windsor. Prince Harry is Henry Charles Albert David. Their old man is Charles Philip Arthur George. Kate was born Catherine Elizabeth. The Queen’s full name is Elizabeth Alexandra Mary.
So basically this kid will have at least 4 names. Slade, Cash, Brittani, or Jasmine are probably off the table. Kymburly, Bentley, Tanya, and Bolt are also out. It’s got to be a dignified name, something that would hold up in history books. Would we respect a King named Diesel? What about a ruling Queen named Brook’Lynn? Obviously they have about 10 names in their wheelhouse. Chances are a boy would be named Phillip William Arthur Michael. (Michael a nod to her father, which will be like pulling teeth to get approved). A girl would be something like Alexandra Diana Elizabeth Catherine.
But what if they just said f-it? William did tell his grandmother that they’d only be inviting their friends to their wedding. So maybe William has enough moxie and enough pull over his Grannie to pick a name out of the ordinary? Imagine this:
L’ondon Catherine Mary Tulip Mountbatten-Windsor
Janessa Alexandra Diva Sierra Mountbatten-Windsor
D’ia-na Olive Gayle Blue Mountbatten-Windsor
Or
Prince Michael Blanket Jackson Mountbatten-Windsor
Jayvon Zuma Arthur George Mountbatten-Windsor
Fiat Henry Brock Luxxe Mountbatten-Windsor
Wouldn’t that be amazing?
Can we start a petition?
-Kate Casey
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