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Charlize Theron has a sex tape! Who knew, well... she doesn't really, but she wanted you to believe she does.

This as part of a Funny or Die April Fools Day joke vid.

The plot of the video is that some risque video on Chalize's phone that she left at their offices..

In the video she says,
 

“Move over Paris and Kim, ’cause I’m into some real kinky s**t!”

Oh no!!!

Let us know if the video made you laugh.

[Funny or Die]

Charlize Theron isn't shy when it comes to talking about guys man-parts, and even more so, the man-parts of her co-star in Prometheus.

While accepting an award at the Human Rights Campaign gala on Monday, Charlize dished this info on Michael Fassbender's man-parts in Shame.

"I have to say that I was truly impressed that you chose to play it big. Most other actors would have gone small, trust me. No, I know because I've worked with them."

"Your penis was a revelation," she said to the howling audience. "I'm available to work with it any time."

Ummm, ok, you can stop now... seriously!!

[E! News]

Charlize Theron is a new mom! Before you say, "I didn't know she was pregnant?!" She never was.

The actress has adopted a baby boy named Jackson.

via Us:

"This just came up again a few months ago [when] the baby became available," the insider tells Us.

She has been single since 2010, when she split from her beau Stuart Townsend.

[Us]

Charlize Theron is not a fan of the whole Hello Kitty thing. That is probably her biggest pet peeve. If you're a kid it's cool, just don't be an adult rockin' the Hello Kitty stuff.

In a report on Us Weekly-

"I'm pretty amazed by Hello Kitty. I see so many women in their 30s walking around in Hello Kitty s--- and nobody is concerned for them," she said. "It's the one iconic teenage symbol that seems okay for women in their 30s? The world seems to not have an issue with it."

What did Hello Kitty ever do to her? We're more of a Felix the Cat fan any-who!

Charlize currently stars in the film, Young Adult.

[Us]