It has come to my attention (via People Magazine) that Stacy Keibler has let George Clooney go. ”Stacy called it quits. She wants to have children and a family someday. She knows where George stands on that,” a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE exclusively. “They talked and they quietly stopped being a couple several weeks ago.” The source also says Clooney, 52, and Keibler, 33, will remain on good terms: “They talk every day. They were friends before they started dating and they’ll be friends after. It was a friendly [breakup].”
Clooney let her say that it was her choice. A kind gesture on his part. But my guess is that he probably just stopped taking her calls and texts. She was getting fewer invitations to the house on Lake Cuomo. But if she did break it off I am trying to imagine what a break up letter to George Clooney would look like.
Dear George,
What can I say? Thank you so much for the last two years. Seems like yesterday I was hanging out ringside with my buddies from the World Wrestling Federation. But you took this girl from Dancing with the Stars to the Oscars and the SAG Awards and the Golden Globes and made her a red carpet trophy. I got to watch you play basketball with the President. I got access to stylists and makeup artists. I flew on private jets. Suddenly I was on the Best Dressed List and Giuliana Rancic was forced to acknowledge I exist. Now I am hosting my own show called Supermarket Superstar on a cable channel I can’t seem to remember. Thank you, George. But I can’t say I am going to miss having to listen to another conversation about Sudan or how much you hate that guy Newton Gingwatch (or is it Newt Gingrich?).. I am sort of thrilled I don’t have to pretend I am interested in anything Cindy Crawford has to say. To be honest, I kind of think Angelina is psycho and that Jennifer Garner is a snooze. I know we didn’t make out much. I am hoping you can finally get your back fixed. I know I am keeping my fingers crossed that my old boyfriend wants to convert those dirty texts into some real action. I am going to take all the money I made the last two years at nightclub appearances and the cash I made from all freebies you were sent and put it towards a down payment on a condo.
Hope this isn’t the last of us. I’d love to bring my husband and future kids to see you. That is if the next series of trophy ladies are comfortable with it. Actually, whom am I kidding? Like they have a choice. Sorry. I just choked on my water.
Love always, Stacy
- Kate Casey
* Kate Casey is a Pop Culture Lover. PR Pro. Soon-to-be New mom again. Comedy nerd. Celebrity gossip fan. Follow her on Twitter