Amore Magazine: Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba

October 25, 2013

AmoreMagazine.com's Kate Casey: Celebrity Moms You Don’t Want in Your Mom’s Group

Congratulations. You just shot a baby out of your lady cavity and now you have no friends. What about all those girls you used to meet out for cocktails and dancing? You will never see them again. What about your bridesmaids that threw your shower in Las Vegas? They erased you from their iPhone as soon as you told them you were pregnant. You think they really want to talk to you about how many times a day your baby craps? They don’t care about your cracked nipples. They find your nursing tops depressing. Fine. So what’s the easiest way to meet women who have a mutual interest in lactation or pureeing food? Suit up and join a mom’s group.

But understand that not all moms’ groups will be filled with your peeps. It’s like your dorm freshman year of college. Sure, you may all share the same bathroom but it doesn’t necessarily mean you want to go grab some beers. Plus, what if you kind of hate their kids? So you have to mom group shop and weed through the stacks of ladies to find your tribe.

What if as part of that journey you came across some celebrities? Which ones would you hate to have in your mom posse?

Jessica Alba – Thanks, but I am not interested in hearing how I single handedly have been ruining the earth by not having solar paneling. You know what, maybe I did buy old school light bulbs at Target. Is that so bad? And by the way, I think the Honest Company diapers and wipes blow.

Britney Spears – She’s in charge of snacks and brings the kids Cheetos and Slurpee’s from 7-11. You ask her about her philosophy on spanking and she tells you she’s a dominatrix. You worry she might slip some of her pills in the fruit punch. she can never find her kids.

Kim Kardashian – She doesn’t even show up. She sends her nanny who actually takes care of the baby. But it’s fine because how long can you maintain a conversation about eyelash extensions?

Gwyneth Paltrow – Um, I’m not interested in your green juice detox or how you bought your leather shorts at a boutique in Brussels. Is it really an effective use of time working out two hours a day? Your kids only watch TV in French and Spanish? How wonderful. My kids listen to Howard Stern and watch Homeland.

- Kate Casey

* Kate Casey is a Pop Culture Lover. PR Pro. Soon-to-be New mom again. Comedy nerd. Celebrity gossip fan. Follow her on Twitter

September 27, 2013

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September 24, 2013

Jessica Alba Opens Up About Good Living and Body Issues in 'Health' (PHOTO)

(Photo: Health magazine)

Jessica Alba talks about good living and body issues in the October issue of Health in which she covers.

The actress tells the mag of her body:

“I was a lot more critical of my body when it was probably pretty awesome. It’s like, why did I not ever wear jean shorts? That’s so crazy. I was so skinny! I didn’t have any cellulite… what was I thinking?!”

“I was more willing to wear short skirts after I had my kids. I never wore them before. Ever. I was so self-conscious. But I remember I was 28 or 29, at an MTV award thing, and my girlfriend Kelly was like, ‘You should wear a short skirt, because you are not going to be this age forever.’”

“Now I’m a lot more confident in my skin — because who cares? At the end of the day, it’s so much time spent on something that really doesn’t matter that much,” explains Alba.

What's her secret to good health these days?

“Read labels on everything: what you’re cleaning your house with, what you’re cleaning yourself with and what you’re putting in your body. You have the power to not expose your kids or yourself to chemicals that are endocrine disruptors or allergens. You don’t need to live that way.”

And on diet:

“To me, it’s knowing that if you eat unprocessed fresh food — it doesn’t all have to be organic, but try to have the least amount of GMOs [genetically modified organisms] and pesticides — you have energy, aren’t starving and don’t have to count calories.”

Read more of her interview after the jump.

[Health]

July 12, 2013

Jessica Alba at Book Signing at CB2 in Santa Monica & Other Celebrity Gossip For Your Weekend!

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+ Kaley Cuoco And Henry Cavill Are Already Broken Up [EarSucker]

+ Denzel Washington’s Wife Speaks On What Its Like To Being Married To A Sex Symbol [CelebrityVIPLounge]

May 20, 2013

Jessica Alba Still In Love With Hubby Cash Warren After Five Years of Marriage! (PHOTO)

(Photo: Instagram)

Still in love after all of these years! That's what Jessica Alba wants you to know about her marriage to Cash Warren. The duo tied the knot 5 years ago.

The actress posted a collage of her life together with her hubby on Instagram to which she wrote:

"To another #5yrs #HappyAnniversary."

In return Cash tweeted:

"5 years ago today I married my soul mate & my hair immediately turned grey. Go figure." He added, "#truelove #happyanniversary."

They met while filming Fantastic Four and have two daughters together ages 5 and 3. They married in May of 2008.

So glad for the happy couple, which 5 years in Hollywood is an eternity!

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August 27, 2012

Jessica Alba Tweets New Photos of Her Blonde Look For 'Sin City 2' (PHOTOS)

(Photo: Twitter)

Jessica Alba has a whole new look! The Sin City actress had to die her hair blonde for her upcoming role in the sequel, Sin City 2.

In the film the 31 year-old actress plays stripper Nancy Callahan.

She tweeted photos of her new look (above) with the text, "Bye bye brown hair".

So, what do you think of Jess's new look?

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April 13, 2012

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March 23, 2012

AmoreMagazine.com's Kate Casey: Another Book By a Celebrity

Celebrities writing books, especially when they are offering advice always fascinate me. Some of my favorites:

Jennifer Love Hewitt
The Day I Shot Cupid: Hello, My Name Is Jennifer Love Hewitt and I’m a Love-aholic
She is single.

Jessica Simpson
I Do: Achieving Your Dream Wedding
She is divorced.

Kirstie Alley
How To Lose Your Ass and Regain Your Life
Jenny Craig fired her.

Jessica Alba is now writing a how-to handbook about creating a non-toxic home. “It will be easy and fun and I want it to be really colorful. I’m a crazy foodie. I love doing projects with my kids. Everything in this book will be something meaningful that I’ve incorporated into our lives.

You know what is toxic? Probably Botox.

Know what else probably is toxic? Living in Hollywood.

Maybe selling your baby’s pictures so you get in US Magazine? How about calling photographers before you head to the park with your kids?

Do I think she will use a ghostwriter? Um, that would be yes.

Because when I am looking for some answers on how to create a recyclable paper mache piñata or need a recipe for organic brownies I am going to Alba for the answers.