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InTouch Weekly wrote a check to Robert Kardashian’s widow who was willing to fork over his old diaries and most recently Kris Jenner’s psychiatric evaluation from their 90s divorce battle. The mental health evaluation report allegedly took place during Kris’ divorce from the late Robert Kardashian and is an official court document. She must have had those files saved in a safety deposit box in the middle of a desert for safekeeping. Seems like a strange thing to just keep around considering he died more than 10 years ago.
Kris is described as “narcissistic…[with] a marked elevation of the narcissistic scale,” according to a new report from In Touch magazine. She is also slammed for her actions and responses, with the report describing her as “demanding,” “manipulative,” and having “a Cinderella attitude where situations resulted in everyone living ‘happily ever after.’” The evaluation of Kris, 57, who is now married to Bruce Jenner, said she “believed she was a loving mother to her children,” however, “her sense of self is based much more on fantasy than realistic considerations.” Robert claimed that his wife was “reckless and non-motherly.”
It kind of makes sense, no? Telling everyone her daughter’s second trip down the aisle was like a royal wedding even though her claim to fame was a Vivid video made with her quasi-rapper ex-boyfriend? Dressing like she is one of her 30-year-old daughters? Forcing her miserable diamond earring-wearing husband to remain married to her in order to protect her brand? Overlooking her daughter’s high school education so they can have their own breakout reality show or be able to model for a Japanese bag line? Bankrolling her lazy son’s luxury sock line so he has somewhere to go when he’s not playing video games and reorganizing his closets? Etc. Etc.
Come to think about it…. Maybe she should leave Bruce and shack up with my dad?
From my dad’s most recent letter to me:
“I wonder if you are watching Downtown Abbey on PBS, it is all the rage around here. I can relate to a lot of it, being half English, and living in England myself.”
This is the same guy that speaks with a fake Irish accent, now goes by his Gaelic name, and claims he was a part of major historical moments in Irish political history over the last 30 years. Now he relates to a show about English aristocracy and their servants.
They could be good together. Bruce could get the divorce he so badly wants and Kris and my dad could have a spin off show called Crazy Love. Could be a ratings hit.
-Kate Casey
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Kim Kardashian has a lot on her mind and is shedding most of it for her sit-down interview with Oprah Winfrey.
First subject is that she needs to defend her quick "all-in-love" romance with Kanye West.
Explained Kim: "We met almost a decade ago, we've known each other for a very long time, we've been friends for six or seven years," she said of the Grammy-winning rapper, 35. "I don't know why it took us so long to get together. I think we've always had an attraction to each other, but we've always been in other relationships or it wasn't the right timing."
And on how fast it took them to get together after he split from hubby Kris Humphries after just 72 days of marriage.
"One day it [the relationship with West] just happened," she offered. "It took me by surprise."
And no publicity stunt this time around?
"It's your heart you're playing with," she said. "I couldn't sacrifice my heart for a publicity stunt."
When it comes to dating athletes, for witch Kim has dated many including Reggie Bush, Miles Austin, and Kris Humphries she says that she is done.
"Unfortunately I'm done dating athletes I think," she told her family. "So for [stepsisters] Kendall and Kylie you can get a nice up-and-coming golfer."
Sure. Does she remember Tiger Woods?!!
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Kris Humphries continues his attack on the whole Kardashian klan, planning to take them all down one at a time, perhaps?
In text messages to his former girlfriend Myla Sinanaj, Kris H. trashed talked his former mother-in-law Kris Jenner, that she not only directed Kim Kardashian to shoot her sex tape, but to re-shoot because Kris J didn't think the first one was pretty enough.
Is this legit?!
The ex-girlfriend also explains according to TMZ:
In addition to the sex tape, sources tell us Myla has numerous text messages in which Kris says she is the love of his life and he wants to get the divorce over with quickly so they can spend the rest of their time on earth together. In several of the messages, we're told Kris says specifically that he's "moved on" from Kim.
The information is extremely damaging to Kris, because he's alleging in his divorce that Kim has destroyed him emotionally by allegedly defrauding him into believing it was a real marriage. Turns out, Kris has been banging Myla since mid-January, so his devastation argument may be hard to swallow.
Gotta love the Kardashian drama!
[TMZ]
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