Are you ready to have your feathered hair blown back? Because you might need to sit down for this one.
This is what happens when you become a teen sensation and then you hit puberty. This is what happens when your fame hungry parent is your manager. 3. This is what happens when your dim-witted “wife” and her equally fame hungry family are willing to do anything for their own show.
Read and then let’s discuss.
The original blind item: [Blind Gossip] Beyonce used a baby pillow to fake a baby bump that was being carried by a surrogate. But this celebrity couple has taken the baby bump ploy to a whole new level! We’ve told you about this married couple before. They have a reality show, and they are desperate, desperate, desperate for attention. So now they are faking a pregnancy. That’s right. She’s not pregnant. Their claim that they are going to become parents soon is fake, fake, fake. And we have some new information about how they are continuing this sham! There’s a pillow! And a bad one at that. Yes, they are using a pillow to fake a baby bump… for a baby that will never happen! We found out that there is no surrogate, that they have not been able to arrange for an adoption, and that they are frantic that we have exposed their lie. So how will this end? As of this week, their plan is to fake a misc*rriage of their fake baby and then shed some fake tears. Now comes the big question: When will this happen? We found out that it’s going to be a “tragic” second trimester loss. Awww. And here’s a bonus: They are thinking of blaming us for the misc*rriage! What?! We would laugh if the whole thing wasn’t so completely pathetic. Will the fake tragedy boost ratings for their reality show? Will it boost sales of the husband’s album? Will it boost ticket sales for his upcoming concert series? That’s what they’re counting on! We’ll know if their plan worked before the end of the year.
SOLVED: Danielle Jonas of the reality show Married to Jonas is NOT pregnant. She never WAS pregnant. The entire pregnancy was a lie from the very beginning! Why fake a pregnancy? They planned the fake pregnancy for two major reasons: to give them a significant story line in their reality show to increase weak ratings; and to increase interest and sales of the Jonas Brothers’ music. Kevin and Danielle and the rest of the Jonas family were accepting gifts, selling apps to give fans exclusive access to the fake gender announcement, and giving interviews to try to increase interest in the reality show and the now-canceled Jonas Brothers tour and album. To further perpetuate this scam, Danielle and Kevin bought a series of five fake pregnancy bellies from a company called Moon Bump (makers of fake prosthetic bellies for the television and film industry) in May 2013. Unable to procure an adopted child for the fake birth, they decided to announce a tragic miscarriage just as the band began their fall tour and released their album. They believed that you would feel sorry for them and would want to support them by buying their stuff and watching their show. But now the Jonas Brothers tour is off, the album is canceled, and we’ve exposed this lie. So what are they going to do? Well, they have been tossing around the following options in the past week: They could say that the miscarriage recently occurred as a result of the stress of the current situation (Let’s all blame Joe’s drug addiction!); They could go ahead with the planned baby shower next month, and then have a dramatic miscarriage happen just as the shower is supposed to take place; They could take it all the way to the fake due date in January, and announce that the baby was stillborn; or they could do something in-between. Only one thing is certain for right now: this baby will never happen. Every single member of the Jonas and Deleasa families were in on this lie from the very beginning. Every interview that Kevin and Danielle and Joe and Nick gave talking about how excited they were to be parents and uncles was a lie. By the way, the stillborn scenario was Papa Jonas’ preference, as he wanted them to milk this story line for as long as possible. Album sales! Concert ticket sales! Apps! TV ratings! Money, money, money! The Jonas Brothers have been silent for the past week about the Joe Jonas drug story (which we also broke), and have just pulled down their Twitter account. They knew that they we were about to out them for this horrific pregnancy lie and are in panic mode. They are trying to spin this with E! and Radar and Star and National Enquirer and People and a bunch of other “celebrity-friendly” outlets. They have been lying, spinning, begging, and threatening for the past week. It will be interesting to hear what other media sources will report about the baby while the family goes into hiding. Also involved in this sham: Ryan Seacrest. He produces Married to Jonas, along with all of the Kardashian reality shows. The ratings for the “Married to Jonas” have been weak. Ryan likes to think of himself as a one-man entertainment dynasty who creates quality programming. The truth is that his reality shows have very little relation to reality. He makes money from producing shows with scripted story lines and getting viewers caught up in a lot of phony drama. But faking a pregnancy and a miscarriage/stillbirth for ratings and money is a new low. Shame on all of those who participated in this fiasco.
- Kate Casey
* Kate Casey is a Pop Culture Lover. PR Pro. Soon-to-be New mom again. Comedy nerd. Celebrity gossip fan. Follow her on Twitter
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