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Simon Cowell got someone pregnant. If you were in the celebrity impregnation pool at work would you have thrown your money his way? Because I would not have. This is the kind of guy who travels with a harem. Even Carmen Electra wanted no part of what he was selling (and she was with Prince). Cowell is the kind of guy that only sleeps on a certain thread count, has custom t-shirts made to fit his swollen breasts, and is paranoid about anyone seeing his facelift scars. The mother of his child is legally still married to his close friend. They carried on an affair for a few months and she is 10 weeks into her pregnancy. While she says she and her husband were estranged the husband begs to differ. He has filed for a fault divorce based on adultery. Her friends say she targeted him for a payday. So this should work out well.
Imagine if he joined a mom’s club or if he fully embraced parenting that he would take his child to the park and have to mingle with other parents? I don’t think he’d be the kind of a-hole that thinks he can parent better than anyone, but he would be the kind that has zero filter. So he might not be the dad that wants to tell you that his offspring can already speak mandarin or that you are going to hell for vaccinating, but he would tell you that giving your kid Doritos would put him in fat camp. Or he would tell the lesbian couple fighting over their daughter Hermione Rose that they chose a stupid name. He would tell the mothers in yoga pants that there is probably no point in wearing them if they never plan on working out. When you would ask him about what school his child will attend for pre-school he would just tell you to f-off. Then he would put out his cigarette and wave to his driver to relieve him from the “idiots at the jungle gym” before rolling his eyes and giving everyone the finger.
And for that I would hope we could become friends.
- Kate Casey
* Kate Casey is a Pop Culture Lover. PR Pro. Soon-to-be New mom again. Comedy nerd. Celebrity gossip fan. Follow her on Twitter
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Simon Cowell will be be a father.
The X Factor creator is expecting his first child with Lauren Silverman -- the wife of Andrew Silverman.
And according to reports she will leave her husband for Simon -- Lauren and Andrew are in the process of divorcing.
What do you think about all of this news?
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This might be the most awkward pairing of 2012! Carmen Electra is now dating Simon Cowell.
But this story gets even better - as Cowell admitted to Ryan Seacrest on his radio show that the duo are not exclusive.
"She's not my girlfriend, we're people who date."
This could be interesting to say the very least.
[Us]
Big news out of The X Factor as not only is Nicole Scherzinger leaving the show, but Paula Abdul is out as well.
According to TMZ,
FOX has since confirmed Nicole will NOT return to the show ... neither will host Steve Jones.
No word on what happened there.
Then hours later TMZ followed with the confirmation that Paula is out as well.
Sources also tell TMZ ... Paula got the news from a lawyer connected with the show, and has yet to hear from Simon.
Paula's pink slip now sits on top of those delivered to Nicole Scherzinger and Steve Jones.
If you will recall, Simon Cowell hand picked Paula to be a judge. Could there be tension on the set?
No word on who will replace them, but we're sure many speculations are to follow.
[TMZ]
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