So we all know what Snooki will have when it comes time to pop out what she is carrying in her stomach!
It's a boy!
This will be the first child for Snooks and her fiance Jionni LaValle.
via ItTouch:
Among the baby names the couple is considering are Jionni Jr. and Lorenzo.
The baby is due in September.
[InTouch]
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First comes love, then come marriage, then comes mini-Snooki in the baby carriage?! No, no this is all wrong.
The facts:
Snooki first got pregnant, then got engaged, will someday get married, and have the baby.
Her husband to be and father of her unborn child Jionni LaValle has asked Snooki to marry him.
As posted on Page Six, she told People in January,
"I know he's the one so I know the ring's gonna come soon. Well, not soon-soon. He knows it should be big, cuz if it's small I'm saying no. Like, 'Get another ring!'"
That's a great way to start a marriage!
This is about as fake as when Levi Johnston held Bristol Palin's hand at the GOP Convention in 2008 when they were "going to be getting married." We all know how that one turned out.
[NY Post]
She's pregnant, she's not pregnant. Who really cares at this point except for the producers at MTV who now have to work around the fact that Snooki is really pregnant for real this time.
According to a report in Page Six,
Though she has publicly denied she’s expecting, sources say trashy “Jersey Shore” guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is indeed pregnant and has plans to bankroll her mommy-to-be status into becoming “the next Kourtney Kardashian.”
Who's the lucky father? Boyfriend Jionni LaValle
According to the report she is three-months along.
Let's face it, without alcohol what left does MTV have to shoot?
[Page Six]
Dear Kate,
I have been throwing up a lot lately. I thought it was because I was drinking that Chinese vodka someone sent me in the mail. Then I remembered that I always forget to take my birth control (no one told me you have to take it every day), and I hate condoms because I think they smell like plastic. I have tried to take a pregnancy test, but I might be peeing on the wrong side. Does one line mean I am having a boy?
Any tips for me?
Love,
Snooki
Dear Snooki,
I am often baffled at how hard it is for some women to get pregnant and seemingly easy it is for others. My acupuncturist says it is stress that causes most women difficulty, which could explain why it is so easy for crack heads and 16 year olds. I guess you don't have much to stress about either, besides contracting a sexually transmitted disease or lacking a formal education. That being said...congratulations on your maybe pregnancy.
Couple things to note as you possibly prepare to be responsible for another human being:
1. You will now be unable to drink for the foreseeable future. This does not mean you can have a shot once a week or a margarita on days when it rains.
2. Limit your intake of Doritos, Funions, and beef jerky. Studies have proven that eating a poor diet while pregnant can increase your child's risk of cancer and other diseases. If it is helpful, think about drinking more Bloody Marys, but without any vodka.
3. Studies also prove exercise during pregnancy helps the body prepare for labor, reduces your chances of getting pre-eclampsia, and will help you sleep better. Unfortunately cage dancing at a club does not really qualify as exercise.
4. Try to wear underwear. No one wants to see a preview of your labor and delivery.
Best wishes to you.
Love,
Kate
-Kate Casey
Kate Casey is a Pop Culture Lover. PR Pro. New mom. Comedy nerd. Celebrity gossip fan. Follow her on Twitter
Is Snooki pregnant? Well that's TDB.
According to Star magazine, they are reporting that the Jersey Shore star is pregnant... that or real fat. You be the judge.
“She is pregnant and has only told her closest friends and some family,” an insider said.
Yet she recently hinted at being preggers by posting this on her Twitter-
“Late night craving...yogurt hits the fricken spot!”
How ever TMZ is reporting that she is denying that she is pregnant.
Snooki was on Opie & Anthony radio show this morning where she said the "insiders" that claim that she's pregnant. "I hate you."
We'll wait and see on this one.
[RadarOnline]
[TMZ]
(Photo: Twitter)
Ever wonder what Snooki looks like without make-up? Well, now you know (above) this photo she tweeted with with comment,
No make up day :) and IDC :)
Maybe she should have more NO makeup days! What?! You know you were thinking the same thing. We just had the balls to say it.
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