This horrible economy may finally be effecting the bunny.
Apparently dear Hef has been asked to reduced his staff in New York and Los Angeles or face the possibility of going bankrupt. All this according to the Daily Telegraph,
"An insider at the company told the Daily Star that bosses had been aware of the worsening situation for "a while".
"Only the top brass has known for a while how bad things have been for Hef recently."
Spokeswoman Elizabeth Austin would not confirm the sackings, saying: "It is our policy not to comment on corporate matters such as employee issues."
The news will be another blow to Hefner who recently discovered that two of his "bunnies" may have been cheating on him."
Forget Freddie and Fannie. An American institution at stake. Now is the time for the leaders of this great country to step forward.
[Daily Telegraph]