Things aren't all rosy for Katie Holmes.
There are times when she longs for those Dawson's Creek days, back when she was kicking cans and skipping stones in North Carolina. Those were good days. She had friends then, did not have to travel with bodyguards, and never worried someone was listening in on her phone calls. She just thought she was going to an audition for an action movie, you see. She would use that money and put it towards a trip or maybe a down payment on a house back in Ohio near her folks. She did well, though. She was hired, indeed. She just had no idea it wasn't for a spy thriller. No, that role went to someone else. Instead she would be starring in a fifty-eight part series called "Robo Wife". She had new responsibilities. So that dream of being in movies or making it to Broadway or on a reality TV dance competition had to be shelved. No, she needed to become a wife and a mother. She needed to create an heir. She was anointed as sort of a Virgin Mary of the Scientologists. She would be given things, though. Robo would be given unlimited amounts of money. She could spend that on yarn and watercolor sets. She could spend it on cupcakes. Before she knew it she was a budding clothing designer. Why wouldn't she be? Only a creative genius would know to role up your slouchy jeans and pair them with a long cardigan sweater. Maybe this new life wasn't so bad? How many couples were really happy anyway? Don't most couples sleep in separate wings of their mansion? Don't most couples sign contracts?
Katie was getting used to this life, you see. She knew there were some things that were to be expected. She would not be able to wear heels. She would not be able to have long hair. But the newest development she was not prepared for.
National Enquirer reports this week:
"Tom Cruise is taking "drastic measures to defeat age - by raiding Katie Holmes stash of beauty and makeup supplies. The 48-year-old star has been double dipping his wife Katie's beauty and makeup drawers to remain youthful looking. Tom is in major midlife crisis mode," revealed a source. He's freaking out over the new lines on his face, the gray hairs on his head and on his face when he shaves. He has started applying Katie's high-priced facial creams, cleansers and even her makeup - and he loves the results!" Tom has become a daily user of Katie's pricey cosmetics, including a face cream that retails for $320. He also uses the same facial masks she uses on a daily basis, say insiders. He even slathers on Katie's foundation before public events and lightly applies her mascara to make his eyelashes look fuller," revealed the source."
Now she has to worry about her makeup. You know how hard it is to find the right foundation or mascara? Every time she reaches for that Chanel lipstick it is nowhere to be found. All she wants in this world is her very own bottle of moisturizer. But he has taken that away too.
What is next? Her pantyhose?
-Kate Casey
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