As far as social occasions go, they don’t come much bigger and better than a night of casino gaming. Amidst all the glamour and good times, you’re gonna need a heck of an entourage to make the evening your own. We’re all obviously going to have our own totally different wishlists of casino guests to bring along with us to the party. Just for fun, here’s my top five:
1. Dave Grohl: If ever you’re in need of a someone to really bring the party, a good old fashioned rock star is a good place to start. You get the feeling that the Foo Fighters frontman would look in his element chugging bourbon by the bar, shooting pool and playing craps late into the night. It couldn’t hurt if he brought along his buddy Lemmy from Mötorhead for a raucous rendition of ‘The Ace of Spades’ in keeping with the situation too!
2. Madonna: A strange choice? I think not. Sure, the Queen of Pop has seen some better days as far as her looks are concerned, but she’s still pretty damn nice and a bona fide legend. Now here’s the important part. She’s also exceptionally smart, with a towering IQ score of 140; the kind of person you’d find practising her game on sites like Jackpot Capital online casino in the lead-up to a night on the floor. This is off the record, but if she just so happens to dabble in a spot of card counting and decides to use the winnings to buy me drinks all night I’m not complaining. She’s into toy boys right?
3. Zach Galifianakis: Forgive the obvious choice, but if comic actor Galifianakis is anything like Alan, his character from The Hangover, a trip to the casino with him would be a laugh a minute thrill ride of insane proportions. Who knows, maybe he’s a pretty plain kinda guy in real life, but something tells me that’s not the case. Every casino trip needs a sense of humour, and I can’t think of anyone better than this guy to bring it.
4. Jack Nicholson: A casino party is not complete without a great storyteller; a late-night bar-room sage who’s been there, done that, scooped the pools and lost it all a dozen times. If there’s a man who’s lived a fuller life than Jack Nicholson, I can’t think of him. How good it would be to listen to his tales in the dying hours of the evening before watching him steal the last dance with the prettiest girl in the place.
5. Jack Dee: British comic Jack Dee earns his place on the list by virtue of his infamously glum expression alone. There’s no doubt in my mind it wouldn’t budge an inch, even if he was getting ready to play a royal flush, and that makes him the perfect poker wing-man.
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